Here you go @ballaratcourier I fixed it for you because a 13 yo can’t have “sex” with an adult.
Here you go @theheraldsun I fixed it for you because children can’t have “sex” with adults.
Hey @abcnews I wish you would stop doing this. I love the ABC but this keeps happening. We expect better from you.
FixedIt for you @dailytelegraph Not sure why @abcnews @newscomauHQ & @australian went with the “loving father” narrative. Everyone else reported on an alleged murder and did it well.
Here you go @newscomauHQ and @TheSun I fixed it for you. You’re welcome.
Here you go @ShropshireStar I fixed it for you because a woman is not an alleyway.
Here you go @theheraldsun and @dailytelegraph I fixed it for you because a woman is not a laneway.
Here you go @kentlivenews I fixed it for you because I don’t think it’s the carpark that’s in danger.