hi @daily_mercury I fixed it for you b/c I think you forgot to include the story in the headline about the story.
Hi @newscomauHQ I fixed it for you b/c rape is not the same thing as sex. True fact.
News.com.au reports that the man accused of raping three women, and sexually assaulting a fourth woman, is having trouble coping…
Hey @dailytelegraph I fixed it for you b/c the Vegemite was not the story.
You’re welcome.
Yet another tortured woman is tearing open her veins to bleed out her trauma for public consumption, because we’re told…
Hey @YahooSportAu I fixed it for you b/c I think you forgot to put the headline in your headline.
Here you go @daily_mercury I fixed it for you b/c it’s not your job to parrot defence lawyers.
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Hey @warwick_daily I fixed it for you b/c women are allowed to leave men EVEN after they’re given expensive jewellery. True fact.
Here you go @couriermail I fixed it for you because no taxis (or taxi drivers) are accused of violence in this story
The Courier Mail reported that a man was sentenced to nine month in jail after punching a hole in the…