Hey @odtnews & @nzherald I fixed it for you bc srsly WTF?
(Thx @ReneeLiang for doing the first fix!)
Hey @myGoldCoast I fixed it for you because I think you forgot what the story was about.
You’re welcome
Hi again @9NewsAUS I fixed another one for you b/c I think you forgot to put the headline in ur headline.
Here’s a headline about what happened in a rape trial. And another one about what really happened.
Here you go @9NewsAUS I fixed it for you b/c you forgot the murder, the alleged murderer and the alleged victim in a headline about the murder, the alleged murderer and the alleged victim.
Here you go @dailytelegraph I fixed it for you because ‘top blokes’ don’t assault women. Did you not know that?
Here you go @SkyNewsAust I fixed it for you because there is no mercy when police kill Aboriginal people
Here you go @dailytelegraph I fixed it for you because a man accused of rape is not an object of sympathy.
You’re welcome.
Here you go @WesternAdvocate I fixed it for you because assault and threats to kill are not a “chicken schnitzel meltdown”.
You’re welcome.
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