Sunraysia Daily reported that a man was jailed for more than two years for sexually assaulting a woman who offered…
Here you go @reuters and everybody else, I fixed it for you because the fact that he used to splash about in a pool is not the the most important thing to know about a rapist.
Here’s a couple of alternate headlines @AAPNewswire because creating sympathy for an accused murderer isn’t our job.
Here you go @newscomauHQ and @TheSun I fixed it for you. You’re welcome.
Here you go @kentlivenews I fixed it for you because I don’t think it’s the carpark that’s in danger.
Here you go @ABCNews I fixed it for you because heartbreak does not cause murder.
What would the coverage look like if he wasn’t related to the women and children he killed?
Hey @newscomauHQ when even a judge describes a murder as “grotesquely violent” it’s probably ok to include a mention of the murderer in your headline.
Here you go @ardrossanherald I fixed it for you because jealousy does not cause murder. The only thing that causes murder is the decision to murder someone.